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1Arab World: The Arab Tyrant ManualTontolo Arabo: Boky Torolalan'ny Arabo Tsy Refesi-Mandidy
2The Arab Tyrant Manual is out, and is being tweeted as I type.Nivoaka izao ny Boky Torolàlan'ny Arabo Tsy Refesi-Mandidy, ary efa any anaty Twitter amin'ny fotoana anoratako.
3On Twitter, Iyad Elbaghdadi is joined by other Twitter users to compile all the excuses we have heard from the governments of Arab countries which have had protests calling for regime change and reforms since the Tunisian uprising at the end of 2010.Ao amin'ny Twitter, nanjohy an'i Iyad Elbaghdadi ny mpampiasa Twitter sasany hanambatra ireo fialàna bàla henontsika hatrizay avy amin'ny governemantan'ireo firenena Arabo nahitàna fihetsiketsehana nangatahana ny fiovan'ny mpitondra sy fanavaozana nanomboka tamin'ny fitroaran'ireo Toniziana tany amin'ny faramparan'ny taona 2010 tany.
4Although they sound like one liners from a comic strip, the tragedy is that we have heard them all, and they have been recorded and covered by the Press.Na dia sahala amin'ny hoe nalaina mivantana avy tany anaty tantara an-tsary mampihomehy ireny izy ireny, ny zava-doza dia efa rentsika daholo ireny, efa voarakitra sy notaterina tanaty gazety.
5Heads of State and top government officials continue to repeat them - and they still have an audience and support in their countries.Ireo lohandohany amin'ny Fanjakana sy ny manampahefana fara-tampony amin'ny governemanta dia mitohy manao litania / tsianjery maimbo azy ireny - ary dia mbola manana mpihaino sy mpanohana hatrany ry zareo any amin'ny fireneny any.
6Haven't we all seen Gaddafi's supporters cheering on and clapping to his rants as he promised to annihilate Libyans rising against his 42-year-old rule.Tsy niarahantsika nahita ve ireo mpanohana an'i Gaddafi nihogahoga sy nitehaka azy rehefa nanambara izy fa hanao ny fomba hamongorana ireo Libiana mitroatra manohitra ny fitondrany naharitra efa 42 taona.
7A similar story is repeating itself across the region.Tantara toy izany no miverina mitranga manerna ny faritra.
8Here's a snapshot of some of the lines that will go in the Arab Tyrant Manual:Ireto ny andàlana vitsivitsy nofantenana avy amin'ilay Boky Torolàlan'ny Arabo Tsy Refesi-Mandidy:
9@iyad_elbaghdadi: Say that the protests started as a pure youth movement but were “hijacked” by a foreign agenda.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Tsory fa ny hetsi-panoherna dia nanomboka tamina hetsika tena an'ny tanora madiodio saingy “voapaingotry” ny tombontsoa avy any ivelany.
10#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
11@iyad_elbaghdadi: Use religion.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Ampiasao ny finoana.
12Call your state mufti and promise him a pay raise for the proper fatwa.Antsoy ny tampom-pahaizana ara-pinoana eo amin'ny firenenanao ary omeo toky izy fa hahazo karama be amin'ny fanaovana fatwa araka ny tokony ho izy.
13#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
14@iyad_elbaghdadi: Say that the kids were tricked into protesting through X (KFC, Nescafe, drugs, sex, etc.) #ArabTyrantManual@iyad_elbaghdadi: Lazao fa hoe voarebirebin'i X (KFC, Nescafe, drugs, sex, etc.) ny tanora mba hanao hetsika fanoherana #ArabTyrantManual
15@iyad_elbaghdadi: Call your favorite brown-nose celebrity (singer, dancer, soccer player, etc.).@iyad_elbaghdadi: Antsoy izay olo-malaza mpisolelaka fantatrao (mpihira, mpandihy, mpilalao baolina, sns…).
16Ask to talk on TV in your support.Angataho hiteny fanohanana anao ao amin'ny fahitalavitra.
17#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
18@L_Auvergnate: When things get tough, make a first one hour speech around midnight to say how much you're dedicated to your country #ArabTyrantManual@L_Auvergnate: Rehefa mihasarotra ny raharaha, manaova kabary ora iray manodidina ny misasakalina eo hilazànao ny fandavan-tenanao ho an'ny firenena #ArabTyrantManual
19@iyad_elbaghdadi: Say shooting on protesters with helicopters/jets/tanks is accidental #ArabTyrantManual@iyad_elbaghdadi: Lazao fa tsy nahy ny nitifirana ny mpanao fihetsiketsehana avy eny ambony angidimby/fiaramanidina/fiara mifono vy #ArabTyrantManual
20@iyad_elbaghdadi: Have a military parade.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Manaova fety miaramila.
21Say it's for the nation.Lazao fa ho an'ny tanindrazana izany.
22It's actually to show them what'll come at them if they revolt.Raha ny marina dia ho fanehoana amin'izy ireo ny miandry azy raha mikasa hitroatra izany.
23#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
24@L_Auvergnate: Pretend you're open for dialogue and will do the necessary while killing protesters #ArabTyrantManual@L_Auvergnate: Mody ambarao fa misokatra amin'ny fifanakalozan-kevitra ianao ary hanao izay azo atao sady mamono ny mpanao fanoherana ihany #ArabTyrantManual
25@iyad_elbaghdadi: Say that you ruled the country out of love and service and you have no desire for power and have no money.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Lazao fa tamim-pitiavana sy fanetran-tena no nitantananao ny fanjakana ary tsy manana hetahetam-pahefana sy vola izany ianao.
26#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
27@iyad_elbaghdadi: Bring in the boogie man of your grandfather's generation: Colonialism & imperialism.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Avereno hiseho masoandro ireo Rakakabesola tamin'ny andron'ny dadabenareo: Kolonialisma & imperialisma.
28#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
29@iyad_elbaghdadi: Hold a press conference to suck up to journalists.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Manaova valan-dresaka ho an'ny mpanao gazety mba hanangonana ny mpanao gazety.
30Then, send thugs after them to punch them and smash their cameras.Avy eo, alefaso ny jiolahim-boto hidaroka azy ireo sy hamotika ny fitaovana fakan-dry zareo sary.
31#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
32@iyad_elbaghdadi: Stage demonstrations in support of your rule.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Mikarakarà fihetsiketsehana ho fanohanana ny fitondranao.
33But don't give them flags & banners.Saingy aza mizara sainam-pirenena & na sora-baventy ho azy ireo.
34Give them 50 bucks & an AK47.Omeo 50 bucks (vola io) & sy AK47 iray (basy io) ry zareo.
35#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
36@iyad_elbaghdadi: If foreign nations criticize, blast them for not understanding your culture.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Raha manakiana ireo firenena vahiny, tsinio ho tsy mahalala ny kolotsainao izy ireny.
37“In our culture, I rule.” Ao anaitn'ny kolotsainay, izaho no mifehy.
38They obey.”Ry zareo manaiky.”
39#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
40@iyad_elbaghdadi: Kill a thousand.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Mamonoa an'arivony.
41And then say that you have no idea how they died because you haven't used force “yet”.Ary avy eo lazao fa tsy azonao an-tsaina mihitsy izay fomba nahafaty azy ireny satria ianao tsy nampiasa hery “hatreto”.
42#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
43@iyad_elbaghdadi: Have a charming interview with a famous journalist.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Manaova resadresaka mampandry adrisa miaraka amina mpanao gazety fanda-daza iray.
44Amanpour would do. #ArabTyrantManualAmanpour ohatra . #ArabTyrantManual
45@kissmyroti: Speak about supporting #humanrights in “insert preferred european language here”, then torture those asking 4them #ArabTyrantManual@kissmyroti: Miresaha mikasika ny fanajàna #zonolombelona #humanrights amin'ny “ampidiro eto ny fiteny eropeana tianao”, avy eo ampijalio izay rehetra nangataka hijery azy ireny #ArabTyrantManual
46@iyad_elbaghdadi: Foreign agenda X (where X can be: Islamism, Zionism, Israel, Iran, USA, colonialism, imperialism…) #ArabTyrantManual@iyad_elbaghdadi: Ny tombontsoa vahiny X (eto X dia mety ho : Islamisma, Zionisma, Israel, Iran, USA, colonialisma, imperialisma…) #ArabTyrantManual
47@QuimFont: Blame Israel and United States.@QuimFont: Ampangao i Israely sy Etazonia.
48Deposit checks from Israel and United States into Swiss account.Mametraha taratasim-bola avy any Israely sy Etazonia mankany amina kaonty Soisa.
49#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
50@defendfreespeak: Scare people with talk about the Brother Muslimhood #ArabTyrantManual@defendfreespeak: Ampitahory amin'ny resaka Firahalahian'ny samy Silamo ny vahoaka #ArabTyrantManual
51@iyad_elbaghdadi: Say that your people are not ready for democracy.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Ambarao fa tsy mbola vonona amin'izay resaka demaokrasia ny vahoakanao.
52You have to pave the way to it, by acting like a complete asshole.Mbola mila manonana ny làlana mankany ianao, amin'ny fanaovana toetran'alika.
53#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
54@iyad_elbaghdadi: Say that you finally understand the people.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Lazao fa takatrao ihany nony farany n y tian'ny vahoaka hatao.
55“I understand you now.”” Azoko ankehitriny ny tianareo ho lazaina .”
56#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
57@studentIslam: People don't revolt against you in their right state of mind.@studentIslam: Tsy tena tompon'ny tenany ireo olona mitsangana manohitra anao.
58Al-Qaeda must be feeding them hallucinogenics.Ny Al-Qaeda no tsy maintsy mamoky azy ireo amina zava-mahadomelina.
59#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
60@minimaliteter: @iyad_elbaghdadi make unexpected, frequent TV appearances, saying nothing at all #ArabTyrantManual@minimaliteter: @iyad_elbaghdadi manaova fisehoana tsy ampoizina, sy matetitetika ao amin'ny fahitalavitra, tsy miteny na inona na inona mihitsyan #ArabTyrantManual
61@studentIslam: Inform the uninformed that your country has no leader and that you are only a protector and brother to the people.@studentIslam: Ilazao ny tsy mahalala fa ny firenenao dia tsy manana mpitarika ary ianao dia mpiahy fotsiny sy rahalahy eo imason'ny vahoaka.
62#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
63@iyad_elbaghdadi: Say that you “got the message” and “will act on it soon”.@iyad_elbaghdadi: LAzao fa “voarainao ny hafatra” ary “handinika izany ianao ato ho ao”.
64Don't mention what “soon” means.Aza faritana ny hevitr' ilay “ato ho ato”.
65#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
66@iyad_elbaghdadi: Tell them that if they don't go back home, the bad men will come and take away all their oil.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Teneno azy ireo fa raha tsy mamonjy fodiana ry zareo dia ho avy ka haka ny solikany ireo ratsy saina .
67#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
68@AmbroseandDogII: @iyad_elbaghdadi [A] THEN tell them that if they don't go back home, the bad men will come and take away their families.@AmbroseandDogII: @iyad_elbaghdadi [A] AVY EO Teneno azy ireo fa raha tsy mamonjy fodiana ry zareo dia ho avy ka haka ny ankohonany ireo ratsy saina.
69#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
70@L_Auvergnate: Invade the streets with the army to protect civilians #ArabTyrantManual@L_Auvergnate: Midina an-dalambe miaraka amin'ny tafika mba hiaro ny sivily#ArabTyrantManual
71@iyad_elbaghdadi: Send your army into the streets.@iyad_elbaghdadi: Alefaso eny an-dalambe ny miaramilanao.
72Say they are there to “protect the kids”.Lazao fa tonga eny izy ireo “hiaro ny ankizy madinika”.
73Have them kidnap and rape the kids instead.Asaivo maka ankeriny na manao ankeriny ny ankizy izy ireny raha ny marina.
74#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
75@iyad_elbaghdadi: Pull a Bundy (“four touchdowns in one game”).@iyad_elbaghdadi: Misintona Bundy iray (“in-efatra mikitika anaty lalao iray”).
76Brag about your wartime achievements for your country.Arantirantio ny zava-bitanao nandritra ny ady natao ho an'ny firenena.
77#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
78@L_Auvergnate: Pretend your country is not like #Tunisia/#egypt/#libya/#yemen/#Syria ..@L_Auvergnate: Mody lazao fa tsy tahaka an'i #Tunisia/#egypt/#libya/#yemen/#Syria ny firenenao..
79#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
80@EG_Freedom: Launch a gratuitous propaganda campaign against a fast food chain like KFC cos you never know, it might help somehow.@EG_Freedom: Mandefasa fanelezan-kevitra tsy marim-pototra mikasika orinasa mpanodina sakafo iray toy ny KFC ohatra, satria iza no mahalala, mety hanampy n y toy izany an.
81#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
82@EG_Freedom: Shut down communications and kill businesses even tho protesters will publish videos anyway when the inet comes back up.@EG_Freedom: Tapaho ny fifandraisana ary kendao ny fandraharahana na dia hampakatra lahatsary ihany aza ireo mpanao fihetsiketsehana rehefa miverina amin'ny laoniny ny aterineto.
83#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
84@imstrawman: if all else fails, get in front of the camera and play the ‘victim' #ArabTyrantManual@imstrawman: Raha tsy nahomby izay rehetra natao, mipetraha manoloana ny camera ary maka ny toeran'ny ‘niharam-pahavoazana' #ArabTyrantManual
85@chanadbh: #ArabTyrantManual Fly fighter jets over them to show them you mean business@chanadbh: #ArabTyrantManual Asidino eny ambonin-dry zareo ny fiaramanidina mba hilazana aminy fa tsy misomonga ianao
86@L_Auvergnate: Scare everyone with AlQaeda #ArabTyrantManual@L_Auvergnate: Ampitahory amin'ny resaka AlQaeda ny olona #ArabTyrantManual
87@L_Auvergnate: Stage fake demos supporting you #ArabTyrantManual@L_Auvergnate: Mikarakara hetsika sandoka manohana anao #ArabTyrantManual
88@studentIslam: You never wanted to be a dictator.@studentIslam: Tsy naniry velively ny ho mpanao jadona ianao.
89Your service to the people proves that.Manaporofo izany ny asa atonao ho an'ny vahoaka.
90#ArabTyrantManual#ArabTyrantManual
91@studentIslam: Declare you're an international leader, king of the kings of Africa, and your int'l status doesn't allow you to descend #ArabTyrantManual@studentIslam: Manaova fanambaràna fa mpitarika iraisam-pirenena ianao, mpanjakan'izay milaza ho mpanjaka eto Afrika, ary ny toerana misy anao eo amin'ny sehatra iraisam-pirenena dia tsy mamela anao hitambotsitra mihitsy #ArabTyrantManual