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1 | News of the Latest McDonald's Closure in Russia “Devastates” Obama | “Nandravarava” An'i Obama Ny Vaovao Fanakatonana Ny McDonald Farany Teo Tao Rosia |
2 | Images edited by Kevin Rothrock. | Sary namboarin'i Kevin Rothrock. |
3 | The Russian Internet has a rich tradition of producing fictional accounts of the lives of powerful politicians. | Manankarena fomba amam-panao ny aterineto Rosiana amin'ny fananganana ny kaontin'ireo politisiana fantadaza hamoronan-tantara. |
4 | The most famous and accomplished author in this genre is undoubtedly Maksim Kononenko, the mind behind Vladimir. | Tsy isalasalana fa anisan'ny mpamokatra malaza indrindra sy be traikefa amin'izany i Maksim Kononenko, ilay nanangana ny Vladimir. |
5 | Vladimirovich.ru, a once regularly updated blog that featured invented, humorous episodes from Vladimir Putin's life as president of Russia. | Vladimirovich.ru, bilaogy voafahana ara-potoana izay mampiseho ireo andian-tantara noforonina sy mampihomehy mikasika ny fiainanan'i Vladimir Poutine amin'ny maha-filohan'i Rosia azy. |
6 | (RuNet Echo interviewed Kononenko in 2012.) In the age of microblogging, Russians' love for short-story satire has birthed countless parody accounts on Twitter, where talented jokesters like @Fake_MIDRF, @heil_girkin, @LevSharansky, and others entertain thousands. | (Niantsafa tamin'i Kononenko ny RuNet Echo tamin'ny taona 2012) Ao anatin'ny vanim-potoanan'ny bilaogy madinika, niteraka kaonty maka tahaka tsy hita isa tao amin'ny Twitter ny fitiavan'ny Rosiana tantara fohy manesoeso, ka ao ireo tena manan-talenta tahaka an'i @Fake_MIDRF, @heil_girkin, @LevSharansky sy ny sisa hafa. |
7 | Twitter hasn't killed the short satirical story, however. | Tsy nanafoana ireo tantara fohy manesoeso anefa ny Twitter. |
8 | You can still find them here and there online, when current events inspire someone with a sharp pen. | Mbola afaka mahita azy ireo eto sy ao amin'ny aterineto ianao, satria manome aingam-panahy ny sasany ny zavamisy ankehitriny. |
9 | Russia's ongoing assault on the McDonald's food chain, one of America's most recognizable, if disgusting, exports, has awakened many Russian satirists. | Nanaitra ireo Rosiana mpanesoeso ny fanafihan'i Rosia ny sehatry ny sakafo maivana McDonald amin'izao fotoana izao, iray amin'ireo sehatra ahafantarana an'i Etazonia indrindra, raha maharikoriko azy kosa ny fanondranana ny vokatra. |
10 | Last month, when the government closed McDonald's iconic locations in Moscow, RuNet users were quick to irony, sharing photos of filthy hospitals, where sanitation inspectors, it seems, don't bother to look. | Raha nakaton'ny governemanta ireo toerana malaza misy ny McDonald ao Moskoa tamin'ny volana lasa teo, mailaka avy hatrany ireo mpisera RuNet nanesoeso, nizara ny sarin'ireo hopitaly maloto, tsy maharototra mpanara-maso ny sehatra ara-pahasalamana ny fijerena azy ireo. |
11 | Ilya Klishin, TvRain.ru's chief editor. Responding to news today that a court in Yekaterinburg has shut down a second local McDonald's restaurant, Ilya Klishin, chief editor of TvRain.ru, penned on Facebook an unlikely account of how the news might be received in Washington. | Nanoratra tao amin'ny Facebook namaly ny vaovao nilatsaka androany mikasika ny fanakatonan'ny fitsarana ao Ekaterinbourg ny toeram-pisakafoanana faharoa an'ny McDonald i Ilya Klishin, lehiben'ny famoahan-dahatsoratra ao amin'ny TvRain.ru ao amin'ny kaonty toa tsy tena izy amin'izay mety ho fandraisan'i Washington ny vaovao. |
12 | After knocking cautiously, the aide entered President Obama's office. | Ilya Klishin, lehiben'ny famoahan-dahatsoratra ao amin'ny TvRain.ru. |
13 | He was still a young man-his expensive wool suit was a bit big in the shoulders. | Rehefa avy nandondona tamim-pitandremana, niditra tao amin'ny biraon'ny filoha Obama ilay mpanampy. Mbola tovolahy tokoa izy - somary malalaka ny eo amin'ny soroky ny palitaony lafovidy. |
14 | In his hands, he carried a blue folder with an embossed eagle on the cover. | Nitondra fampirimana taratasy miloko manga misy sary voromahery avoavo eo amin'ny hidiny izy. |
15 | The President, sitting at his desk, continued reading over documents. | Nanohy namaky antonta-taratasy ny filoha, izay mipetraka eo amin'ny biraony. |
16 | He paid no attention at all to Logan (that, anyway, is what people called the aide). | Tsy nitodika tany amin'i Logan (izany no iantsoan'ny olona ny mpanampy) mihitsy izy. |
17 | Logan had to cough intentionally to catch the President's eye. | Ninia nikohaka i Logan mba hisarika ny filoha. |
18 | “Mister President.” | “Andriamatoa Filoha.” |
19 | “Ah, Logan, it's you. | “Hay Logan ihany io. |
20 | Let's have it. | Omeo ahy iny. |
21 | Tell me what you've got there,” Obama said, greyed after seven years in the White House, struggling to pull off a smile. | Lazao ahy izay noentinao ao anatiny, hoy i Obama, mamomamo taorian'ny fito taona niasa tao amin'ny Lapa-fotsy, manao izay hitsikiana. |
22 | “I don't even know how to put this,” the aide said, opening the folder and looking down at the document inside. | “Tsy fantatro akory na dia ny fomba fametrahana ity aza,” hoy ilay mpanampy, sady manokatra ilay fampirimana taratasy ary nijery ny antonta-taratasy tao anatiny. |
23 | “Start talking.” | “Atombohy ny resaka.” |
24 | “Well, er, so … Sir, a court in Yekaterinburg has closed another McDonald's,” Logan blurted out. | “Eny, izany hoe … Andriamatoa, nanakatona McDonald' hafa ny fitsarana tao Ekaterinbourg,” hoy i Logan niboredika. |
25 | “Mother fucker…” the President cursed for the first time in the Oval Office. | “(Ompa reny) …”sambany nanompa tao amin'ity Birao Boribory Lavalava ity ny filoha. |
26 | The aide, shifting his weight nervously, turned crimson, fell silent, and looked at the floor. | Nanjary nangina ilay mpanampy, mivembembena tsy mahazo aina ary miondrika amin'ny gorodona. |
27 | “Another one?” Obama asked. | “Mbola misy hafa?” hoy i Obama nanontany. |
28 | “Um, yes, sir.” | “A…Eny, tompoko.” |
29 | A heavy inkpot went flying into the wall. | Nisy tavoahangin-dranomainty nisidina tsinahy nankeny amin'ny rindrina. |
30 | (It had been a gift from the Queen, incidentally.) | (Fanomezana avy amin'ny mpanjaka vavy izany.) |
31 | The ink oozed its way down the wallpaper. | Niraraka tamin'ny taratasin'ny rindrina ny ranomainty. |
32 | Obama took a seat and covered his face in his hands. | Naka seza i Obama ary nanakona ny tavany tamin'ny tanany. |
33 | Logan thought he heard him crying. | Nihevitra i Logan fa naheno azy nitomany. |
34 | “We're done for, Logan, do you get it? | “Vita isika, Logan, azonao ve izany? |
35 | Now we're doomed. | Voasazy isika ankehitriny. |
36 | We. | Voasazy. |
37 | Are. | Isika. |
38 | Doomed. That's it. | Izany no dikany. |
39 | I can't take another one. | Tsy afa-mihaino zavatra hafa aho. |
40 | Get out of here. | Mivoaha teo. |
41 | I'm calling Vlad. | Hiantso an'i Vlad aho. |
42 | We surrender.” | Hitolo-batana isika. “ |