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1 | Muslims Don't Lie .. | Tsy Mandainga Ny Silamo.. |
2 | Ever | Mandrakizay |
3 | Muslims don't lie .. | Tsy mandainga ny Silamo.. |
4 | No to April Fool's. | Tsia ho an'ny andron'ny lainga. |
5 | Photo credit: @al_tarb_al_a7mr | Sary tahiry : @al_tarb_al_a7mr |
6 | Despite warnings, that jumping on the April Fool's bandwagon would lead to an eternal hell as Muslims don't lie, many netizens across the Arab world, decided to use the day to criticise their governments. | Na dia teo aza ny fampitandremana fa ny fiantsapazana amin'ny lamasinin'ny Andron'ny lainga dia mety mitondra any amin'ny helo mandrakizay, satria tsy mandainga ny Silamo, nanapa-kevitra ny hanao io andro io ho fitsikerana ny mpitondra azy ireo ny ankamaroan'ny mpiserasera amin'ny aterineto any amin'ny tany Arabo. |
7 | From Saudi Arabia, Abdelrahman Al Kanhal jokes: | Nanao vazivazy i Abdelrahman Al Kanhal avy any Arabia Saodita : |
8 | King Abdulla adopts two new projects to develop the judiciary and education | Namolavola tetikasa anankiroa ho fampandrosoana ny rafi-pitsarana sy ny fampianarana ny Mpanjaka Abdulla. |
9 | And adds: | Ary nampiany hoe : |
10 | The Kingdom takes serious measures to end traffic chaos | Mandray fepetra matotra hanafoanana ny fikorontananan'ny fifamoivoizana ny Fanjakana |
11 | And in reference to the ban on women driving in the absolute monarchy, he writes: | Ary momba ny tsy fahazoan'ny vehivavy mamily fiara ao amin'ny fanjakana dia izao no nosoratany : |
12 | Society itself decides on the right of women to drive. | Ny fiarahamonina ihany no manapa-kevitra ny amin'ny zon'ny vehivavy hamily fiara. |
13 | And we don't oppose women driving but send them to jail if they do because society refuses their driving | Ary tsy manohitra ny familian'ny vehivavy fiara izahay fa mampiditra am-ponja azy ireny kosa raha manao izany izy ireny satria lavin'ny fiarahamonina ny familian'izy ireny fiara. |
14 | Meanwhile, Egyptian Adham Morad lies about the return of ousted Muslim Brotherhood president Mohamed Morsi: | Mandritra izany fotoana izany dia namoron-dainga ny amin'ny fiverenan'i Mohamed Morsi, ilay filohan'ny Firahalahiana Silamo voaongana, avy any an-tsesitany ilay Ejyptiana Adham Morad : |
15 | Morsi is back!! | Tafaverina i Morsi !! |
16 | And, still in Egypt, Adilovic is in a wishful thinking state of mind. He tweets: | Mbola any Ejipta ihany, nibitsika i Adilovic izay mino fa ho mifanaraka amin'ny zava-misy ny faniriany : |
17 | The government of Egypt decides to increase wages, support state subsides, increase the budget for education and health services and provide Egyptians with a decent living, freedom and social justice | Nanapa-kevitra ny governemanta ny hampiakatra ny karama, hanohana ny fanampian'ny fanjakana, ny hampiakatra ny tetibola ho an'ny fampianarana sy ny fahasalamana ary hanome fiainana mendrika ny Ejiptiana, fahalalahana sy rariny ara-piarahamonina |
18 | From Bahrain, Ammar Al Aradi, tweets a series of April Fool's jokes, which some people took seriously. | Bitsihin'i Ammar Al Aradi avy any Bahrain ny andianà vazivazy momba ny andron'ny lainga, izay raisin'ny olona sasany ho tena marina. |
19 | He notes: | Izao no nosoratany : |
20 | Ok apparently some ppl are taking my last few tweets too seriously. | Raisin'ireo olona sasany ho tena izy ireo bitsika farany nataoko. |
21 | It's first of April. | Voalohan'ny volana Aprily izao. |
22 | Let's stop before someone gets in trouble lol. | ‘Ndao hajanona mialohan'ny hikorontanan'ny olona lol. |
23 | - ammaro (@ammar456) April 1, 2014 | Ireto ny sasany amin'ireo vazivazy ireo : |
24 | Among his jokes are: #Kuwait considering legalizing hashish for medical uses after studies show more than 60% of the youth in the country already use it. | #Kuwait heverina ny haha-ara-dalàna ny fampiasana ny ‘hashish' (zava-mahadomelina) ho fanafody rehefa navoakan'ny fandinihina fa maherin'ny 60%-ny tanora no efa mampiasa azy sahady |
25 | - ammaro (@ammar456) April 1, 2014 | Miverina any arabia Saodita, dia nofaranan'i Ahmed Al Maani : |
26 | Back to Saudi Arabia, Ahmed Al Maani concludes: | Mandreraka ny Fetin'ny lainga ho an'ny Arabo satria tsy fanaony izany |
27 | April Fool's will be exhausting for Arabs as it isn't something they don't do | |