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1 | Arab World: On Revolutions and Capitalism | Tontolo Arabo: momba ny Revolisiona sy ny Kapitalisma |
2 | Screen shot of @_Capitalism_ Twitter page | pikantsarin'ny takelaka Twitter an-i @_Capitalism_ |
3 | For days, my tweeps have been retweeting thought nuggets from the Twitter account @_Capitalism_. | Nandritra ny andro vitsivitsy, naparitako indray ny hevitra mamirapiratr'i @_Capitalism_ mpisera ao amin'ny Twitter. |
4 | Here, I will select a handful of reactions to the on-going Arab revolutions. | Indreto misy eritreritra sendra nandalo resahiny momba ny revolisiona arabo. |
5 | On April 6, Capitalism confesses: | Tamin'ny 6 Aprily 6, nikaonfesy i Kapitalisma : |
6 | I am capitalism and your intellectuals are well paid, well rewarded, well groomed to the point where the revolution disgusts them too. | Izaho no kapitalisma ary omena karama tsara sy mahazo valisoa lehibe sy voakolokolo tsara ny manampahiazanareo hany ka mankaloiloy azy ihany koa ny revolisiona. |
7 | On April 9, it admits: | Tamin'ny 9 Aprily , dia nanaiky izy: |
8 | I am capitalism and the Arab Revolutions are dangerous because they alter the common perception that hungry people can be fed rhetoric. | Izaho no kapitalisma ary mampididoza ny revolisiona Arabo satria manimba ny fomba hoe velon'ny kabary ny vahoaka noana. |
9 | On April 13, Capitalism tweets: | Tamin'ny 13 Aprily, ni-tweet i Kapitalisma : |
10 | The Arab Revolutions are dangerous because they have successfully integrated the populace and technology as an uncapitalist body. | Mampididoza ny revolisiona Arabo satria nahomby io tamin'ny fampiarahana ny sarambambe sy ny teknolojia ho vatana tsy-kapitalista. |
11 | The next day, it adds: | Ny ampitso, nampiany: |
12 | I am capitalism and the Arab Revolutions are dangerous because they are proving that there is more to life than capital accumulation. | Izaho no kapitalisma ary mampididoza ny revolisiona Arabo satria noporofoiny fa mbola misy ny ambony kokoa noho ny fangoronan-drenivola (harena). |
13 | On April 21, it explains: | Ny 21 Aprily , nohazavainy: |
14 | The Arab Revolutions are dangerous because they prove that there's no such thing as a backward country when it comes to revolution. | Mampididoza ny Revolisiona Arabo satria porofoiny fa tsy misy ny zavatra tahaka izao amin'ny firenena tratra aoriana rehea tonga ny revolisiona. |
15 | and continues: | ka notohizany: |
16 | I am capitalism and I have spent the last 40 years labeling Arabs as fanatics in order to get their oil for cheap. | Izaho ny kapitalisma ary nandany ny 40 taona farany aho manondro ny Arabo ho fanatika mba hahazoako solika mora avy amin'izy ireo. |
17 | and confesses: | ary niaiky: |
18 | I am capitalism and please you must understand that we must keep our cheap energy dictators in the Middle East in power! | Izaho no kapitalisma ary ataoko fa tsy maintsy azonao ny mahatonga anay manao izay hahamora ny angovo ka ataonay izay mahatonga ny mpanao didi-jadona eto Afovoany Atsinanana ho eo amin'ny fitondrana! |
19 | On the same day, Capitalism further shows some remorse: | Iny andro iny ihany, i Kapitalisma dia nahatsiaro nanenina ihany indraindray: |
20 | I am capitalism and I'm sorry for giving Mubarak and his good friends a few billion dollars a year so that they may torture their citizens | Izaho no kapitalisma ary miala tsiny aho raha nanome miliara dolara vitsivitsy isan-taona amin'i Mubarak sy ny namany mahatoky mba hahafahany mampijaly ny vahoakany |
21 | and adds: | ka nampiany: |
22 | I am capitalism and the Arab Revolutions are proving that countries with borders and armies and rulers are an outmoded, stupid, concept. | Izaho no kapitalisma ary ny revolisiona Arabo dia porofon'ny maha-lamaody antitra sy vendrana ny hevitra momba ny firenena misy sisintany sy tafika ary mpanapaka ao aminy. |
23 | and reminds us: | ary nampahatsiaroviny antsika: |
24 | I am capitalism and I make the tear gas canisters they use on protesters, because I like to watch protesters cry! | Izaho no kapitalisma ary nataoko ny tavohangina baomba mandatsa-dranomaso hamely ny mpitokona, satria tiako ny mijery ny mpanao fihetsiketsehana hitomany! |
25 | Now get back to work. | Miverena amin'izay miasa izao. |
26 | On April 22, it was back to business with a new confession: | Ny 22 Aprily, niresaka momba ny fandraharahana indray izy amin'ny kaofesy vaovao: |
27 | I have made a deal with every Middle Eastern Dictator, they guarantee me cheap oil and I guarantee them a lifetime of torturing their people | Nahavita fifanarahana tamin'ny mpanao didi-jadona eto Afovoany Atsinanana rehetra aho, miantoka izy ireo fa hataony mora ny solika ary miantoka azy ireo aho fa afa-mampijaly ny vahoakany fotoana maharitra dia maharitra |
28 | followed by: | narahin'ny: |
29 | I am capitalism and sure you can have your Egypt but you've got to leave those lovely pools of oil in the gulf for me and only me! | Izaho no kapitalisma ary azonareo antoka fa ho anareo ny Ejipta-nareo saingy tsy maintsy avelanareo ho ahy samirery ireo dobon-tsolika mahafinaritra eny amin'ny heli-drano (sao hoe heliky ny rano tokoa fa tsy hoe helodrano?) ireo! |
30 | Today, Capitalism admits a reality check noting: | Androany, nanaiky ny zavamisy voamarina i Kapitalisma raha nanoratra: |
31 | The Arab Revolutions are dangerous because they are forcing capitalists all over the world to think less of money and more of survival. | Mampididoza ny revolisiona Arabo fa manery ny kapitalista rehetra manerantany tsy hieritreritra vola be loatra fa mba atao maro kokoa ny olona miangana. |
32 | For more doses on the inner thoughts of capitalism, check out the Twitter account noted above. | Raha te-hahita eritreritra mahatonga saina sy daozy mahery kokoa dia araho ny kaonty Twitter efa voasoratra etsy ambony. |