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1 | Nigerians Go Back to High School With Tens of Thousands of Hilarious Tweets | Ireo Nizeriana Miverina Any Amin'ny Lisea Miaraka Amin'ireo Bitsika Mahatsikaiky An'arivony |
2 | Screen Shot of Humorous Nigerian Tweets | Dikasarinà Bitsika Nizeriana Mahatsikaiky |
3 | Within the last 24 hours, more than 193K tweets about unforgettable and rib-cracking laughter generating secondary school life in Nigeria have spread across Twitter with the hashtag #SecSchoolinNigeria. | Tao anatin'ny 24 ora farany (talohan'ny 06 Aogositra), bitsika maherin'ny 193K miresaka fihomehezana manapa-tsinay sy tsy sarotra hadinoina avy tamin'ny fiainana tao amin'ny sekoly ambony ao Nizeria no niparitaka nanerana ny Twitter niaraka tamin'ny tenifototra #SecSchoolinNigeria. |
4 | Students in Nigeria spend six years in Secondary School, the US equivalent is 7th-12th grade. | Mandany taona enina ao amin'ny Lisea ireo mpianatra any Nizeria, ny ambaratonga faha-7 ka hatramin'ny faha-12 no mifanandrify aminy any Etazonia. |
5 | The first three years are known as Junior Secondary School and the remaining three years are called Senior Secondary School. | Fantatra amin'ny hoe Lisea Zandriny ny telo taona voalohany ary antsoina amin'ny hoe Lisea Zokiny kosa ny telo taona sisa. |
6 | These six years aside from being mandatory are also a tussle between competitive academics, intense socializing and fun-filled leg-pulling. | Fifaninanana eo amin'ireo mpianatra hiditra eny amin'ny anjerimanontolo, fifaneraserana ara-tsosialy mahery vaika ary feno fifankatiavana mahafinaritra, ireo taona enina tsy azo sarahina sady tsy maintsy lalovana ireo. |
7 | According to the analytics site Topsy, the first tweet that used the hashtag was sent on August 3 from Philadelphia, US based Melanin Mami's account. | Araka ny Topsy, vohikala mpanao famakafakana, nalefa ny 3 Aogositra avy any Filadelfia ny bitska voalohany nampiasa ilay tenifototra, avy tamin'ny kaontin'i Melanin Mami mipetraka ao Etazonia. |
8 | She alludes to the competition between SS3 (11th grade) and SS2 (12th grade) students. | Miresaka ny fifaninanana misy eo amin'ireo mpianatra ao amin'ny SS3 (ambaratonga faha-11) sy ny SS2 (ambaratonga faha-12) izy. |
9 | #secschoolinnigeria. | #secschoolinnigeria. |
10 | Ss3 guys go for Ss2 girls, Ss3 girls notice and then look for any small thing to fight with the Ss2 girls. - Melanin mami (@_Faleke) August 3, 2015 | Tara amin'ireo ankizivavin'ny Ss2 ireo ankizilahin'ny Ss3, tsikaritr'ireo ankizivavin'ny Ss3 izany ka mitady zavatra kely indrindra izy ireo mba hiadiana amin'ireo ankizivavin'ny Ss2. |
11 | Her tweet was RTed over a thousand times. | Naverina nalefa in'arivony ny bitsika nalefany. |
12 | Two days later the hashtag exploded, being used more than 194K by August 6. Some of the tweets are shown below: | Andro roa taty aoriana, nipoaka ilay tenifototra, nampiasaina nihoatra ny 194K ny 6 Aogositra. Aseho eto ambany ny sasany tamin'ireo bitsika ireo: |
13 | Dining hall prefects in Nigerian secondary schools have a reputation of being ‘well fed', with a propensity to ‘sell' the food meant for feeding fellow students: | Manana laza ho ‘misakafo tsara' ireo mpiandraikitra ny trano fisakafoana any amin'ireo lisea Nizeriana, miaraka amin'ny fahazaran-dratsy ‘mivarotra' ny sakafo tokony ho an'ireo mpianatra sasany : |
14 | My typical day when I was dining hall prefect. | Ny toetoetry ny androko fony aho mpiandraikitra ny trano fisakafoanana. #secschoolinnigeria |
15 | #secschoolinnigeria pic.twitter.com/QNDfJPAQNQ - Amara Nwankpa (@bubusn) August 6, 2015 | Ho an'ireo mpianatra nanandrana ny nampiseho ny fiaran'ireo ray aman-dreniny tany an-tsekoly: |
16 | For the students that tried to show off with their parents cars at school: | #SecSchoolInNigeria Rehefa mangalatra mitondra ny fiaran'ny rainao any an-tsekoly ianao, ary tianao hahatsikaritra anao ny olona rehetra. |
17 | #SecSchoolInNigeria When you sneak your father's car to school and you want everybody to notice you. pic.twitter.com/iBHMfU3Etn - AYOKUNLE Odekunle (@Oddy4real) August 6, 2015 | |
18 | Many Nigerian high schools run a senior and junior (Junior Secondary School - JSS) section. | Maro amin'ireo lisea Nizeriana no manana ambaratonga zokiny sy zandriny (Junior Secondary School - JSS). |
19 | It is common for male students in the junior school (7th, 8th and 9th grade) to wear shorts while their counterparts in the senior category wear trousers: | Mahazatra ireo ankizilahy ao amin'ny ambaratonga zandriny (ambaratonga faha-7, faha-8 ary faha-9) ny manao pataloha fohy raha ireo ankizilahy ao amin'ny sampana zokiny kosa manao pataloha lava: |
20 | #SecSchoolInNigeria When you've got swag but you have to wear shorts cos you're in JSS. pic.twitter.com/1nuWx3X4rI - Dr Erhumu (@drerhumu) August 6, 2015 | #SecSchoolInNigeria Raha te-hanaraka lamaody ianao kanefa tsy maintsy manao pataloha fohy satria ao amin'ny JSS. |
21 | The disparity between junior and senior students is rife in Nigerian public schools. | Hita eo foana ny fizarazarana eo amin'ireo mpianatra zokiny sy zandriny ao amin'ny sekolim-panjakana Nizeriana. |
22 | Thus, the tweet below captures the humour evident in ‘displeasing' a senior student: | Araka izany, mampiseho hatsikana mibaribary amin'ny ‘tsy fitiavana' mpianatra zokiny ito bitsika eto ambany ito: |
23 | #SecSchoolInNigeria when you're a junior, they're serving bread in dining hall and ss3 boys are on your table pic.twitter.com/ArjqrZ8nZF - Folarin (@FolaFowosere_) August 6, 2015 | |
24 | Bibi recounts a likely conversation with the house mistress: House Mistress: Do you remember the ss3 students that vandalised tuck shop? | #SecSchoolInNigeria Raha zandriny ianao, mofo no aroson-dry zareo ho anao ao amin'ny trano fisakafoana, ary ankizilahy ss3 no eo amin'ny latabatrao |
25 | Me: #SecSchoolInNigeria pic.twitter.com/Q5BQmKpHqY - Bibi (@boluxxxx) August 6, 2015 | Mitantara ny resadresaka niaraka tamin'ny ramatoa tompon-trano toy izao i Bibi: |
26 | A typical scenario when the teacher forgot about a scheduled test but a class representative is over-efficient: | Ramatoa Tompon-trano: Tadidinao ve ireo mpianatra ss3 izay nangalatra tao amin'ny toeram-pivarotana vatomamy? Izaho: #SecSchoolInNigeria |
27 | #secschoolinnigeria When your class rep wants to remind the teacher about the test. pic.twitter.com/pg6K2VEneO - Drink Water (@OscaRankinG) August 6, 2015 | Fisehon-javatra hita rehefa nanadino ny fandaharam-potoana hanao fitsapam-pahaizana ny mpampianatra, kanefa tena vonona sy mahay be ny solontenan'ny kilasy: |
28 | That awkward moment when ‘senior' students get punished: | #secschoolinnigeria Rehefa te-hampahatsiahy ny mpampianatra ilay fitsapam-pahaizana ny solontenan'ny kilasinao. |
29 | #SecSchoolInNigeria Seniors be like pic.twitter.com/bpkXmDu5bs | Ilay fotoana miavaka rehefa voasazy ireo mpianatra ‘zokiny': |
30 | - Mano (@UgoMano) August 6, 2015 | #SecSchoolInNigeria Toy izao ireo zokiny |
31 | Or the victory dance that erupts after a mean head girl is caught on the wrong side of the law: | Na ny dihin'ny fandresena izay mipoapoaka rehefa tratra nanao zavatra tsy araka ny lalàna ny ankizivavy iray mba eo ho eo ihany : |
32 | #SecSchoolInNigeria when that wicked Head Girl finally gets caught cheating in an exam. pic.twitter.com/9E3CmAbusj | #SecSchoolInNigeria rehefa tratra nangala-tahaka tamin'ny fanadianana ihany nony farany io Filohan'ny Ankizivavy ratsy fanahy io. |
33 | - Chisomaga (@SirKatchaz) August 6, 2015 Nothing ignites one to dance like the stroke of a cane on one's back: | Tsy misy na inona na inona manintona anao handihy toy ny fiantraikan'ny tehina eo an-damosin'ny hafa: |
34 | When the cane lands in the centre of your back and your can't scratch it #Secschoolinnigeria pic.twitter.com/5Ob2CxMCMZ - HENRY Okelue (@4eyedmonk) August 6, 2015 | |
35 | But the dance is more joyful, if, despite the many strokes of canes received, one still tops the class: | Rehefa miantefa eo afovoan'ny lamosinao ny tehina ary tsy afaka mikaotra azy akory ianao #Secschoolinnigeria |
36 | #SecSchoolInNigeria When you've been declared the best graduating student ………. after all the flogging in school pic.twitter.com/kLwiYFXO2k - Abang! | Fa mampifalifaly kokoa ilay fandihy, raha, na eo aza ireo donan'ny tehina azonao, mbola voalohany ao am-pianarana ihany ianao: |
37 | (@AbangMercy) August 6, 2015 Not being in the ‘noise making list' was a big achievement in high school: | #SecSchoolInNigeria Rehefa voalaza ho mpianatra tsara indrindra amin'ny ambaratonganao ianao ………. taorian'ny fanebatebahana maro tany an-tsekoly pic.twitter.com/kLwiYFXO2k |
38 | #SecSchoolInNigeria when you have been making noise and your name is not on noise makers list pic.twitter.com/bkoOZ7UUKy | Tena fandresena lehibe any amin'ny lisea ny tsy mahatafiditra anao ao anatin'ny ‘lisitry ny mpanabataba': |
39 | - Yoruba Baby Boy (@dammydr3zy) August 6, 2015 | #SecSchoolInNigeria Raha nanabataba ianao kanefa tsy tafiditra ao anatin'ny lisitry ny mpanabataba ny anaranao |
40 | If you want to be a school prefect, then you better laugh at all manner of jokes from your school principal: | Raha te-ho mpiandraikitra sekoly ianao, tsara raha mihomehy amin'ireo karazana fampihomehezana rehetra ataon'ny mpiandraikitra lehibe ao amin'ny sekolinao ianao : |
41 | #secschoolinnigeria when the principal cracks a dry joke but you really need that Senior prefect post??? pic.twitter.com/0dPpDijNn7 - MissWorld (@Bammie_sanuce) August 6, 2015 | #secschoolinnigeria rehefa manao fampihomehezana mivantambantana be ny mpiandraikitra lehibe ao amin'ny sekoly kanefa tena mila io toeran'ny mpiandraikitra Zokiny io ianao??? |