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1 | Comas Make for Comedians on Russian Twitter | Nahatsiaro Saina i Schumacher, Mahita Hanihany Atao Ny Twitter Rosiana |
2 | What kind of world did racing driver Michael Schumacher find after his coma? | Karazana tontolo inona no hitan'ilay mpitondra “rallye” Michael Shumacher taorian'ny coma nahazo azy? |
3 | Russians speculate. | Miresaka momba izany ny Rosiana. |
4 | Images mixed by Kevin Rothrock. | Sary natambatambatr'i Kevin Rothrock. . |
5 | From December 29, 2013, until June 16, 2014, retired racing driver Michael Schumacher was in a medically induced coma, following a grisly skiing accident. | Nanomboka ny 29 Desambra 2013 hatramin'ny 16 Jiona 2014, tao anatin'ny tsy fahatsiarovan-tena (coma) ilay mpamily rallye efa misotro-ronono Michael Schumacher taorian'ny loza mahatsiravina nahazo azy tamin'ny sky (korisa). |
6 | When Schumacher finally regained consciousness and left the hospital, Russian Twitter users welcomed the story as an opportunity to joke about sports and politics. | Rehefa nahatsiaro tena i Schumacher ary nandao ny hopitaly, nanararaotra ity tranga ity hamazivaziana ny fanatanjahan-tena sy ny politika ireo mpisera Twitter Rosiana. |
7 | As Moscow's relationship with Kiev remains tense, many bloggers were of course eager to slap Ukraine with “coma jokes.” | Satria mbola ratsy ny fifandraisana eo amin'i Moskoa sy Kiev, mazava ho azy fa bilaogera maro no naniry mafy hamely an'i Okraina amin'ny “vazivazin'ny coma”. |
8 | The parody account for Kremlin official Vladislav Surkov had this to say: | Kaonty fakan-tahaka maneso (parodie) ny Kremlin ofisialy, Vladislav Sourkov nilaza izao: |
9 | Schumacher is out of a coma, but Ukraine has entered one. | Tafala tamin'ny “tsy fahatsiarovan-tena (coma)” i Schumacher, fa niditra tamin'izany (coma) i Okraina. |
10 | #gas | #gas |
11 | Another Twitter account that parodies Russia's Foreign Ministry poked fun at the Kremlin's obsession with the right-wing extremism that supposedly dominates Ukrainian politics. | Kaonty Twitter hafa izay maka tahaka ny kaontin'ny Minisiteran'ny Raharaham-bahiny ao Rosia namazivazy ny fikirizan'ny Kremlin amin'ny mahery fihetsika (extremisma) ankavanana izay voalaza fa manjakazaka amin'ny politika Okrainiana. |
12 | Schumacher is out of his coma. | Tafavoaka tamin'ny tsy fahatsiarovan-tena nahazo azy i Schumacher. |
13 | The main thing now is not to tell him that while he was sleeping the whole world, except Russia, fell under fascist control. | Ny zava-dehibe ankehitriny dia ny tsy filazana aminy fa nandritra ny fotoana natoriany dia nofehezin'ny fasista izao tontolo izao, ankoatra an'i Rosia. |
14 | When the independent TV channel tweeted that Schumacher had slept through all the violence and political upheaval in Ukraine, one Twitter user joked that the news might be too shocking. | Raha nisioka ny Fahitalavitra iray tsy miankina fa natory i Schumacher nandritra ny herisetra sy ny korontana politika tao Okraina, mpisera Twitter iray namazivazy fa mety manafintohina loatra izany vaovao izany. |
15 | Don't you go telling a person about that. | Aza mandeha hilaza amin'ny olona momba izany ianao. |
16 | You'll send him back into a coma. | Handefa azy hiverina ao anatin'ny “coma” indray ianao an. |
17 | Another Twitter user also playfully linked Schumacher's recovery to events in eastern Ukraine: | Mpisera Twitter hafa koa nampifandray am-pamazivaziana ny fahasitranan'i Schumacher tamin'ny zava-nitranga tao Atsinanan'i Okraina: |
18 | According to the results of a referendum, the Schumacher People's Republic (SNR) has announced a decision to leave the coma. | Araka ny vokatry ny fitsapa-kevi-bahoaka, nanambara ny fanapaha-kevitra hiala amin'ny “coma” ny Repoblikam-bahoakan'i Schumacher (RPS). |
19 | Others quipped that Schumacher woke up to watch Germany play in the 2014 World Cup. | Ny sasany kosa nananihany fa nifoha i Schumacher mba hijery an'i Alemaina milalao amin'ny Fiadiana ho Tompon-daka Manerantany 2014. |
20 | According to information published by Fast Slon, Schumacher came out of the coma exactly as Team Germany took the field in the 2014 World Cup. | Araka ny vaovao navoakan'ny Fast Slon, tafavoaka tamin'ny “coma” nahazo azy i Schumacher amin'ny fotoana idiran'ny ekipan'i Alemaina amin'ny Fiadiana ny Tompon-daka Manerantany 2014. |
21 | If Schumacher does indeed find the world as frightening as some Russians make it seem, he might choose the scenario described in this last tweet: | Raha mahita izao tontolo izao mampatahotra tokoa araka ny asehoan'ireo Rosiana sasany i Schumacher, mety hisafidy ny voalaza amin'ity sioka farany ity izy : |
22 | Schumacher came out of a coma, read the latest news, said “yeah, you've all gone nuts,” and asked to be returned to his coma. | Tafavoaka tamin'ny “coma” nahazo azy i Schumacher, vakio ny vaovao farany izay milaza hoe “eny, adala avokoa ianareo”, ary nangatahana mba hiverina ao anaty “coma” indray. |