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1The Big Laughs of Mexico's ISIS ThreatNy Hehy Lehibe Amin'ny Fandrahonana Ataon'ny ISIS Amin'i Meksika
2Screenshot of the video where ISIS threatens 60 countries, including Mexico.Pikantsarin'ny lahatsary ahitàna ny ISIS mandrahona fiirenena 60, anisan'izany i Meksika.
3YouTube.YouTube.
4According to a video released by the extremist group ISIS (also known as Daesh or ISIL), Mexico is among the 60 countries that are considered its enemies, and therefore could be targeted in new attacks.Araka ny lahatsary avy amin'ny vondrona mahery fihetsika ISIS (fantatra koa amin'ny anarana hoe Daesh_na ISIL), anisan'ireo firenena 60 izay heverina ho toy ny fahavalony i Meksika, ka noho izany dia mety ho lasibatra amin'ny fanafihana ho avy.
5Far from showing fear, Mexican social media users have flooded the Internet with sarcastic jokes and dark comedy about the apparent threat, mocking ISIS, its violent ways, and the supposed need to prepare for war with jihadists in Syria and Iraq.Lavitry ny fanehoana tahotra, nofenoin'ny Meksikana mpampiasa media sosialy hatsikana maneso sy tantara maizina mampihomehy ny aterineto mikasika ny fandrahonana miseho lany, naneso ny ISIS, ny fombany mahery setra, ary ny lazaina ho fiomanana ilaina hiatrehana ady amin'ny jihadista any Syria sy Iràka.
6With references to Mexican pop culture icons and a lot of the usual local sassiness, Twitter was soon hosting trending hashtags like #ISISenMéxico (“ISIS in Mexico”) and #SiEnMéxicoHubieraTerroristas (“If there were terrorists in Mexico”).Amin'ny firesahana momba ny seho sarin'ny kolontsaina pop Meksikana sy fiteny manevateva maro mahazatra ao an-toerana, vao haingana ny Twitter no nampiantrano tenifototra manana firehan-kevitra toy ny #ISISenMéxico (“ISIS any Meksika”) sy #SiEnMéxicoHubieraTerroristas (“Raha nisy mpampihorohoro tany Meksika”)).
7Global Voices collected some of the snarkiest and most popular tweets.Nangonin'ny Global Voices ny sasany tamin'ireo bitsika tena nanafintohina sy tena nalaza.
8On ISIS and its presence in Mexico:Ny amin'ny ISIS sy ny fisiany ao Meksika:
9If there were terrorists in Mexico, each of them would look like a gorgeous shepherd meat ball for tacosRaha nisy mpampihorohoro tany Meksika, tahaka ny hena baolina tsara tarehy ho an'ny tacos an'ny mpiandry ondry ny tsirairay amin'izy ireo
10ISIS in Mexico, OMG!!ISIS ao Meksika, OMG!!
11There are already three persons arrested after ISIS landed in MexicoMisy olona telo no efa voasambotra taorian'ny niantsonan'ny ISIS tao Meksika
12In one video, “Mexican Jihadists” mock ISIS by singing a children's song.Tao amin'ny lahatsary iray, maneso ny ISIS ” ireo Meksikana Jihadista ” amin'ny fihiràna hiran'ankizy.
13Regarding the readiness of the police and military to combat terrorism, Twitter users expressed a playful belligerence:Momba ny fahavononan'ny polisy sy ny miaramila hiady amin'ny fampihorohoroana, naneho fandraisana anjara mivantana sy an-kafetsena amin'ny ady ireo mpampiasa Twitter:
14Absolutely ready for war…Tena vonona ho amin'ny ady…
15ISIS in Mexico.ISIS ao Meksika.
16Come on motherfuckers, you won't even know where the banana hit you!Mandehana ry tsy vanona, tsy ho fantatrareo akory hoe aiza no hamelezan'ny akondro anareo!
17Mexico closes its borders to face ISISNanakatona ny sisintaniny i Meksika mba hiatrehana ny ISIS
18ISIS in Mexico and meanwhile our armyISIS ao Meksika ary mandritra izany fotoana izany ny tafikay
19We are prepared LMAOVonona izahay LMAO
20Others joked that the existing levels of violence in Mexico could present a significant obstacle to ISIS:Ny hafa kosa nananihany fa mety ho sakana lehibe ho an'ny ISIS ny haavon'ny herisetra misy ao Meksika:
21If there were terrorists in Mexico, their bombs would get stolen and they would be kidnappedRaha nisy mpampihorohoro tao Meksika, mety ho nisy nangalarina ny baombany ary nalaina an-keriny izy ireo
22Tamaulipas, a stronghold StateTamaulipas, Firenena iray famahàrana
23*meme:*sary mahatsikaiky:
24- ISIS in Mexico- ISIS ao Meksika
25- Welcome to Tamaulipas- Tonga soa eto Tamaulipas
26- On second thought, let's take another road- Ny eritreritra faharoa, nitarika anay handray làlana hafa
27There is now a meme around the concept of “We are ready”:
28Elite forces ready for the imminent ISIS in MexicoAnkehitriny misy sary mahatsikaiky manodidina ny fotokevitra hoe “Vonona izahay”:
29Every Mexican when they found out about ISIS in MexicoVonona amin'ny ISIS mitatao ireo miaramila sangany ao Meksika
30We are not afraid #IsisEnMexicopic.twitter.com/WwCsvDZbl8Ny Meksikana tsirairay rehefa nahita ny momba ny ISIS ao Meksika
31- Laura Villarreal (@Lauvillarrealc) November 26, 2015Tsy matahotra izahay
32Known for making uninformed remarks, President Enrique Peña Nieto was imagined by several Twitter users as capable of confusing “ISIS” for a cable television plan's acronym:Fantatra amin'ny fanaovana fanamarihana tsy mahafantatra, noetritreretin'ny maro mpampiasa Twitter ho mety hampifangaro ny “ISIS” amin'ny fanafohezan-tenin'ny drafitry ny fahitalavitra an-tariby ny Filoha Enrique Peña Nieto:
33- Mr. President, what do you think about ISIS in Mexico?- Andriamatoa Filoha, ahoana ny hevitrao momba ny ISIS any Meksika?
34- Well, they have good packages, but I prefer dish- Eny, manana fehezam-pandaharana tsara izy ireo, saingy aleoko sakafo
35Also, some Twitter users took a more serious approach, addressing politicians' corruption and the country's drug war, which they say demonstrates terrorism's presence in Mexico already.Ankoatra izany, nisafidy fomba matotra kokoa ny mpampiasa Twitter sasany, miresaka ny kolikoly ataon'ny mpanao politika sy ny ady amin'ny zava-mahadomelina ao amin'ny firenena, izay lazain'izy ireo fa mampiseho sahady ny fisian'ny fampihorohoroana any Meksika.
36If there were terrorists in Mexico they would live in a white house, and would let El Chapo escapeRaha nisy mpampihorohoro tao Meksika, hiaina anaty trano fotsy izy ireo, ary hamela an'i EL Chapo handositra
37If there were terrorists in Mexico, there would be people decapitated, kidnapped, executed, roads blocked, shootings and 100,000 death in 12 yearsRaha nisy mpampihorohoro tao Meksika, hisy olona tapa-doha; nalaina an-keriny, novonoina, làlana voasakana, fitifirana ary 100.000 no maty ao anatin'ny 12 taona
38If there were terrorists in Mexico.Raha nisy mpampihorohoro tao Meksika.
39No! Shut up!Tsia! Mangina ianareo!
40Can you imagine people decapitated, flayed and hanged in our roads? mmmm… oops!Azonareo sary an-tsaina ve ny olona tapa-doha, nendahina hoditra, ary nahantona teny amin'ny arabe? mmmm … ooops!
41Wait a minuteAndraso iray minitra
42ISIS in Mexico would have too much competition here.Mety hanana hanana mpifaninana be loatra eto ny ISIS aty Meksika.
43I think they are not going to stand out.Mino aho fa tsy ho tafavoaka ry zareo.
44- Islamic State threatens a coalition, including Mexico- Rahonan'ny Fanjakana Islamika ny fitambarana iray, anisan'izany i Meksika
45- Thank you for the help, but we are good at screwing ourselves up- Misaotra anareo amin'ny fanampiana, fa hainay tsara ny miaro ny tenanay