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1 | Humorous Web Reactions to Thursday's Facebook Outage | Somonga nandritra ny fahatapahan'ny Facebook ny alakamisy teo |
2 | Facebook is the world's largest social network, with over 500 million users. | Facebook no valan-tserasera (tambanjotra sosialy) lehibe indrindra manerantany amin'ny fananany mpikirakira azy mihoatra ny 500 tapitrisa. |
3 | The website was offline for a few hours on 23rd September 2010 due to a technical problem. | Tapaka nandritra ny ora vitsivitsy ny serasera tamin'ny facebook ny 23 septambra 2010 noho ny resaka teknika. |
4 | Several jokes about the Facebook outage were soon streaming on Twitter, with many of them being re-tweeted by hundreds. | Nanaraka izany fahatapahana izany ny somonga maro dia maro hita tamin'ny Twitter, ka nisy tamin'izy ireny no niako in'amanjatony (miala tsiny amin'ilay fomba fitenenana ny hoe anjatony re-tweeted azy). |
5 | A few are shared below: | Vitsy amin'ireny no hozaraina eto ambany: |
6 | Image via TWITTERWHALE on Twitpic | Sary hita tao @ Twitpic amin'ny alalan'ny TWITTERWHALE |
7 | @liammalone: | @liammalone: |
8 | While Facebook Isnt Working, Twitter will go over capacity, (and MySpace remains unused,) some Americans will finally meet their neighbours. | Facebook no tsy niasa ka Twitter no ho difotra, (ary tsy mbola azo nampiasaina ny MySpace) hifampihaona amin'ny mpifanolo-bodirindrina aminy ihany ny Amerikana sasany. |
9 | @Lord_Voldemort7: | @Lord_Voldemort7: |
10 | I shut down facebook. | Nakatoko ny facebook. |
11 | That'll teach The Social Network for trying to steal attention from the Deathly Hallows Trailer. | Izany no lesona ho an'ny valan-tserasera (tambajotra sosialy) misarika ny fifantohana tsy hibanjina ilay Lamasinin'ny sisan- taolan-dRafahafatesana. |
12 | Take that, Zuckerberg | Henoy izany ry Zuckerberg |
13 | @MTVClutch: | @MTVClutch: |
14 | Facebook is down. | Simba i facebook. |
15 | We can't tell who's hungry or tired. | Tsy lazaina intsony izao hoe iza no noana na reraka. |
16 | @AyyddG: | @AyyddG: |
17 | i love the way @facebook has to use @twitter to tell everyone why it isnt working. #fail. | Tiako mihitsy ilay @facebook voatery nampiasa @twitter hilaza amin'ny rehetra ny antony tsy nampandeha azy (tsy nahafahana niserasera taminy). |
18 | @MetsMerized: | @MetsMerized: |
19 | Facebook is down! Employee productivity skyrockets, rioting reported in major cities, USA climbs out of 6-year recession | Tsy mandeha ny facebook! niakatra dia niakatra ny asa vitan'ny mpiasa, nahenoana fitaterana fisian'ny rotaka tany amin'ny tanandehibe, tafala tao amin'ny fahaenin-taonan'ny fitotonganana i Etazonia. |
20 | @danicrino: | @danicrino: |
21 | DNS FAILURE: Facebook is down which means 9 months from today, many children will born. | FAHASIMBANA DNS: Tsy mandeha ny facebook izay midika fa ho maro ny zaza teraka afaka sivy volana hatreto. |
22 | @alqaeda: | @alqaeda: |
23 | #facebook is down. | simba ny #facebook. |
24 | Not sure if we did that, but we should claim credit anyway. | Tsy haiko loatra aloha raha efa nataontsika, fa tokony hitaky trosa (crédit) isika. |
25 | Hitting the infidels where it hurts, etc | Mikapoka ny tsy matoky any amin'ny tena maharary azy,sns |
26 | @Facebook posted the following updates on Twitter during and after the outage: | Namoaka [vaovao farany] (fanankotrihana) tahaka izao manaraka izao tao amin'ny Twitter ny @Facebook nandritra sy taorian'ny fahatapahana: |
27 | We apologize for today's outage. | Miala tsiny indrindra izahay tamin'ny fahatapahana androany. |
28 | Read technical details about how it happened and how we've been fixing it: http://ow.ly/2J5dA | Vakio antsipiriany ara-teknika eto ny olana nitranga sy ny namahanay izany olana izany: http://ow.ly/2J5dA |
29 | We've resolved the tech issues that caused the site to be unavailable for some people. | Efa voavahanay ny olana ara-teknika nahatonga ny sasany tsy ho tafiditra tato amin'ny vohikala. |
30 | Everyone should now have access. | Efa tokony ho afa-miditra avokoa ny rehetra izao. |
31 | Facebook may be slow or unavailable for some people because of site issues. | Mety handeha miadana na tsy ho tafiditra ny olona sasany noho ny olana teo amin'ny vohikala. |
32 | We're working to fix this quickly. | Efa miezaka ny hamaha izany haingana izahay izao. |
33 | Facebook has since apologized over the outage: | Efa nametraka fialantsiny noho ny fahatapahana ny Facebook : |
34 | Early today Facebook was down or unreachable for many of you for approximately 2.5 hours. | Vao maraina androany dia tsy nandeha na tsy tafiditra tao amin'ny facebook nandritra ny adiny roa sy sasany ny ankamaroanareo. |
35 | This is the worst outage we've had in over four years, and we wanted to first of all apologize for it. | Io no fahatapahana ratsy indrindra ho anay nandritra ny efa-taona ka tsy maintsy miala tsiny noho iny aloha izahay voalohany indrindra. |
36 | We also wanted to provide much more technical detail on what happened and share one big lesson learned. | Te-hanome ny antsipiriany ara-teknika tamin'izay nitranga izahay ary hizara ny lesona lehibe azonay. |
37 | The key flaw that caused this outage to be so severe was an unfortunate handling of an error condition. | Ny lesoka voalohany nahatonga ny fahatapahana ho henjana dia noho ny hadisoam-pikirakirana zavatra tsy nety iray. |
38 | An automated system for verifying configuration values ended up causing much more damage than it fixed… | Tapaka (tampoka) niteraka fahasimbana hafa kokoa fa tsy namaha ny olana ny rafitra tsy miandry baiko mpanamarina ny hatanjaky ny bikabika(n'ny vohikala). |
39 | Some Mashable readers are more sympathetic with Facebook, about the outage: | Manana famindrampo lehibe kokoa kosa mpamakin'ny Mashable sasany momba ity fahatapahana ity: |
40 | In a comment, fpd wrote: | Ao amin'ny famoahan-kevitra no nanoratan'i fpd toy izao: |
41 | I never get the public outrage anytime something like this happens. | Tsy mbola nahita fahatezeram-bahoaka mihitsy aho rehefa misy ny tranga toy itony. |
42 | It's the Internet, no site is safe from these types of issues. | Izany no aterineto, tsy misy vohikala afa-belan'ny tahaka itony. |
43 | A lot of code goes into these sites and expecting 100% uptime is ridiculous. | Maro dia maro ny zavatra mankany amin'ireny vohikala ireny ka fahadalana ny manantena hahazo fahavononan(‘ny vohikala) 100%. |
44 | It happened to Google with Gmail, happens to twitter all the time, it probably happened to Yahoo! or Bing recently too and no one noticed. | Efa nitranga tamin'ny Google io tamin'ny Gmail, mpitranga amin'ny Twitter isan'andro, mety ho efa nitranga tamin'ny Yahoo na Bing ihany koa vao haingana izay saingy tsy nisy nahamarika. |
45 | If you are honestly that dependent on these apps that if something happens to them you are screwed, you need to consider a backup plan. | Raha toa ianao miankina tanteraka tamin'itony fampiasana itony ka mahaletra anao raha vao misy zavatra mitranga aminy dia mila drafitra voatahiry ianao izay. |
46 | Sakima Oak added his view: | Nanampy tamin'izany fijery izany koa i Sakima Oak : |
47 | Every website experiences problems but a website the size of Facebook and to be resolved and back online in less than 4 hours is incredible. | Samy efa niharan'ny fahasimbana avokoa ny vohikala rehetra fa tsy mampino kosa ny nahafahan'ny vohikala manana habe (goavana) tahaka ny facebook voamboatra sy tafaverina an-tserasera latsaky ny efatra ora. |
48 | As Neale had mentioned, a custom system built from the ground up on PHP and I can't think of any other website that compares. | Araka ny efa nomarihan'i Neale, amin'ny rafitra miorina amin'ny tontolon'ny PHP dia tsy mahita vohikala hafa aho hanaovana fampitahana. |
49 | Well done Facebook techies ;) | Mampiaiky ny tekinisianan'ny Facebook ? |
50 | I would wrap up with this rather humorous view from JayNerd: | Te-hamarana ny resaka amin'ny alalan'ity somongan'i JayNerd ity aho: |
51 | Facebook goes down once every four years. | Isan-taona no simba i facebook. |
52 | Twitter still goes down every four hours | Fa hatramin'izao kosa dia isaky ny efatra ora no simba i Twitter. |