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1Comas Make for Comedians on Russian TwitterNahatsiaro Saina i Schumacher, Mahita Hanihany Atao Ny Twitter Rosiana
2What kind of world did racing driver Michael Schumacher find after his coma?Karazana tontolo inona no hitan'ilay mpitondra “rallye” Michael Shumacher taorian'ny coma nahazo azy?
3Russians speculate.Miresaka momba izany ny Rosiana.
4Images mixed by Kevin Rothrock.Sary natambatambatr'i Kevin Rothrock. .
5From December 29, 2013, until June 16, 2014, retired racing driver Michael Schumacher was in a medically induced coma, following a grisly skiing accident.Nanomboka ny 29 Desambra 2013 hatramin'ny 16 Jiona 2014, tao anatin'ny tsy fahatsiarovan-tena (coma) ilay mpamily rallye efa misotro-ronono Michael Schumacher taorian'ny loza mahatsiravina nahazo azy tamin'ny sky (korisa).
6When Schumacher finally regained consciousness and left the hospital, Russian Twitter users welcomed the story as an opportunity to joke about sports and politics.Rehefa nahatsiaro tena i Schumacher ary nandao ny hopitaly, nanararaotra ity tranga ity hamazivaziana ny fanatanjahan-tena sy ny politika ireo mpisera Twitter Rosiana.
7As Moscow's relationship with Kiev remains tense, many bloggers were of course eager to slap Ukraine with “coma jokes.”Satria mbola ratsy ny fifandraisana eo amin'i Moskoa sy Kiev, mazava ho azy fa bilaogera maro no naniry mafy hamely an'i Okraina amin'ny “vazivazin'ny coma”.
8The parody account for Kremlin official Vladislav Surkov had this to say:Kaonty fakan-tahaka maneso (parodie) ny Kremlin ofisialy, Vladislav Sourkov nilaza izao:
9Schumacher is out of a coma, but Ukraine has entered one.Tafala tamin'ny “tsy fahatsiarovan-tena (coma)” i Schumacher, fa niditra tamin'izany (coma) i Okraina.
10#gas#gas
11Another Twitter account that parodies Russia's Foreign Ministry poked fun at the Kremlin's obsession with the right-wing extremism that supposedly dominates Ukrainian politics.Kaonty Twitter hafa izay maka tahaka ny kaontin'ny Minisiteran'ny Raharaham-bahiny ao Rosia namazivazy ny fikirizan'ny Kremlin amin'ny mahery fihetsika (extremisma) ankavanana izay voalaza fa manjakazaka amin'ny politika Okrainiana.
12Schumacher is out of his coma.Tafavoaka tamin'ny tsy fahatsiarovan-tena nahazo azy i Schumacher.
13The main thing now is not to tell him that while he was sleeping the whole world, except Russia, fell under fascist control.Ny zava-dehibe ankehitriny dia ny tsy filazana aminy fa nandritra ny fotoana natoriany dia nofehezin'ny fasista izao tontolo izao, ankoatra an'i Rosia.
14When the independent TV channel tweeted that Schumacher had slept through all the violence and political upheaval in Ukraine, one Twitter user joked that the news might be too shocking.Raha nisioka ny Fahitalavitra iray tsy miankina fa natory i Schumacher nandritra ny herisetra sy ny korontana politika tao Okraina, mpisera Twitter iray namazivazy fa mety manafintohina loatra izany vaovao izany.
15Don't you go telling a person about that.Aza mandeha hilaza amin'ny olona momba izany ianao.
16You'll send him back into a coma.Handefa azy hiverina ao anatin'ny “coma” indray ianao an.
17Another Twitter user also playfully linked Schumacher's recovery to events in eastern Ukraine:Mpisera Twitter hafa koa nampifandray am-pamazivaziana ny fahasitranan'i Schumacher tamin'ny zava-nitranga tao Atsinanan'i Okraina:
18According to the results of a referendum, the Schumacher People's Republic (SNR) has announced a decision to leave the coma.Araka ny vokatry ny fitsapa-kevi-bahoaka, nanambara ny fanapaha-kevitra hiala amin'ny “coma” ny Repoblikam-bahoakan'i Schumacher (RPS).
19Others quipped that Schumacher woke up to watch Germany play in the 2014 World Cup.Ny sasany kosa nananihany fa nifoha i Schumacher mba hijery an'i Alemaina milalao amin'ny Fiadiana ho Tompon-daka Manerantany 2014.
20According to information published by Fast Slon, Schumacher came out of the coma exactly as Team Germany took the field in the 2014 World Cup.Araka ny vaovao navoakan'ny Fast Slon, tafavoaka tamin'ny “coma” nahazo azy i Schumacher amin'ny fotoana idiran'ny ekipan'i Alemaina amin'ny Fiadiana ny Tompon-daka Manerantany 2014.
21If Schumacher does indeed find the world as frightening as some Russians make it seem, he might choose the scenario described in this last tweet:Raha mahita izao tontolo izao mampatahotra tokoa araka ny asehoan'ireo Rosiana sasany i Schumacher, mety hisafidy ny voalaza amin'ity sioka farany ity izy :
22Schumacher came out of a coma, read the latest news, said “yeah, you've all gone nuts,” and asked to be returned to his coma.Tafavoaka tamin'ny “coma” nahazo azy i Schumacher, vakio ny vaovao farany izay milaza hoe “eny, adala avokoa ianareo”, ary nangatahana mba hiverina ao anaty “coma” indray.